{"id":536,"date":"2015-06-02T13:49:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-02T18:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordbeat.net\/?p=536"},"modified":"2023-08-03T19:24:12","modified_gmt":"2023-08-04T00:24:12","slug":"my-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/my-neighbor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor is building a nuclear\u00a0bomb<br \/>\nright in his backyard,<br \/>\nhe has\u00a0all the parts,<br \/>\na do-it-yourself model.<br \/>\nHe does make me nervous because<br \/>\nhe has a proud smile on his face,<br \/>\nthat same\u00a0smile<br \/>\nwhen he had bought<br \/>\nhis snowblower last winter.<br \/>\nHe became a one-man snow-removal machine,<br \/>\nhe plowed sidewalks, driveways, alleys,<br \/>\nfor blocks around him<br \/>\ntesting its strength and capability.<br \/>\nAnd now he has a nuclear bomb,<br \/>\nhis latest pride and joy.<br \/>\nWill he test its strength and capability<br \/>\njust like he did with his snowblower?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Copyright Tom Wawzenek 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor is building a nuclear\u00a0bomb<br \/>\nright in his backyard,<br \/>\nhe has\u00a0all the parts,<br \/>\na do-it-yourself model.<br \/>\nHe does make me nervous because<br \/>\nhe has a proud smile on his face,<br \/>\nthat same\u00a0smile<br \/>\nwhen he had bought<br \/>\nhis snowblower last winter.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/my-neighbor\/\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-beat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordbeat.net\/wbsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}